Yesterday I trundled on down to the mailroom at our office complex in an effort to help out. What I found was simply an excessive amount of high dollar direct mail items with the aim of detailing doctors on medications.

Now– I’m used to seeing a flyer and phamphlet here or there. But By-Mail detailing has gone to whole new levels. The most excessive ones are packaged in boxes and shipped to look like you are getting a book, schwag or something of value. I suppose all those focus groups conducted by Pharma have helped them learn that it is pretty easy to sniff out old time marketing material. Thus its fate is to go unopened directly to the trash bin. I suppose this new packaging is likely to get opened just to make sure that nothing of value is thrown away.

However, folks– the gig is up. Imagine my surprise when I got to the mail room to hear a disembodied voice coming out of our mail drawer. Apparently, the lastest parcel used the annoying talking greeting card technology (Guys– this is annoying for birthdays and other celebrations– why on Earth did you think it was a good idea for marketing?!?!). It had gotten squished by a larger parcel and had activated the push button mechanism which provides you with a voice to detail you on various aspects of the drug. Thankfully it shut up soon after I pulled it out of the drawer. I honestly do not think I could get on the elevator with that thing going off in my arms. Although now, working in psychiatry, I suppose a disembodied voice in an elevator could have been a good way of drumming up some business.

Let me just cut to the chase… pharmaceutical detailing by mail is a waste of money! Unless you employ some sort of intermittent reinforcement (i.e. periodically sending something that is actually helpful) the items never get opened and end up in the trash bin. Oh yea– if you are going to send something helpful– ask before you unilaterally decide cause you pharma marketing guys and gals just don’t get it.